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Last Updated on Friday, 03 September 2010 15:23 Written by Adri Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:18

 

Ashley's close encounters at the Metro Toronto Zoo

She was like a magnet. Wherever she went the animals drew near. Closer and closer she summoned them. For a moment it seemed as though the animals had come to admire her... and then, abruptly, a child would run up to the zoo animals screaming, and the moment would be ruined. Damn kids!

 

Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash excited as hell on arrival.
Ash all excited.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Hard to tell but this monkey was flashing everyone a hard-on
Struttin' his stuff.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash very excited to see butterflies and other stuff.
Warning: Butterflies.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Butterflies just chillin'
The butterflies.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Sad truths if we don't make changes.
Sad truth.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash enjoying herself.
Enjoying herself.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash posing with a big metal orangutan and a peacock in the background.
Peacock, Orangutan, Ash.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: A couple apes chowing down on a bag of Ms. Vickies. Mmmmm.
Monkey, Ms. Vickie's, Monkey.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Sleepy orangutan.
Sleepy orangutan.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Sleepy tiger.
Sleepy tiger.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash sleeping next to a sleeping turtle, they were pretty cute snoozing together.
Sleeping Ashy, sleeping turtle.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash checking out the sleeping turtle.
Shh! Turtles sleeping!
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ms. (and Mr.) Piggy - they were sleeping too!
Mr. & Ms. Piggy.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: This guy was definitely awake.
Crazy lil'monkey.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Burn! Hahaha.
Hilarious!
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Hey tubby, what's shakin'?
What's shakin'?		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The hippoes poop in the water they swim in.
They poo in there.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: ... and now you know!
Also hilarious.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Homo sapiens, but don't misinterpret the 'homo'.
Yours truly.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: These were angry little fuckers! I'm pretty sure they woulda bit my arm off!
Caution: angry monkeys!		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Parrots up high
Parrots.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Owls
Cool lil' dudes.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Somebody give this guy some ritalin. This monkey was outta control!
Dude needs ritalin.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ashy discovers a turtle.
Ashy makes a friend.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The turtle comes to say hi to Ashy and gives her a kiss through the glass (I took the little bastard home and boiled him for dinner later on).
Turtle kisses Ashy.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The turtle started flaunting his little turtle stuff.
Turtle showing off.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: When he heard I was gonna cook him for blowing Ash kisses he took off.
Fast-swimming turtle.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: This, was an animal. I know no more and no less.
Fuzzy little... something.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The otters were putting on a show, they were playing together for like 10 minutes!
Otters playing.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: All of a sudden one got up and left the other one alone. This is how an Otter looks when his girl runs off and he`s left asking himself:
"Was it something I said?"
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Even the birdies were coming to check out Ashy.
Chillin'.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: I really like water and stuff.
Love it!		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Me. I want one of these in my room!
I can has?!
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Jellyfish - these things trip me out!
Jellyfish.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Kangaroo orgy, up close and intimate... in the pouch!
Kangaroo orgy!

 All in all we had a great time at the Metro Toronto Zoo. We rode along Steeles from downtown Toronto and had great time!

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Nancy  - Kruger National Park |2010-04-26 00:11:31
The Metro Zoo is a great place. Yes it is a little pricey, the price to get in is high and if you don't bring your own food the food is very pricey. But if you want to have great memories with you family that you will not for get this is the place to go. Everyone will learn at least one thing they didn't't know before. So can you put a price on that. http://www.wildlifeworld360.com